he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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