So drunk, too bad you don't want this
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
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Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
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Regret, thy taste is box wine.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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