you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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