I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
areolas are like halos for boobs.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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