11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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