There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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