I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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