Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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