the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
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Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
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That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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