quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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