Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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