Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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