okay pat passed out under dana's car
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
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