I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
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Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
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I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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