nutella sex= disaster
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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