And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
I wish they made helmets for livers.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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