It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
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there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
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My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!