Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
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don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
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He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"