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• (850): View more from Florida

  the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...

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  that makes sense.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.

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• (909): View more from California

  She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  I would never do this in real life. It's only college.

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• (323): View more from California

  Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets

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• (925): View more from California

  He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.

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  Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.

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• (606): View more from Kentucky

  Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.

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• (337): View more from Louisiana

  Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  It's not a walk of shame if you run

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