going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
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She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
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Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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