I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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