K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
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it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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