Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(503): View more from Oregon

She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.

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(631): View more from New York

Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.

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(408): View more from California

i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight

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(440): View more from Ohio

Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"

(1-440): View more from Ohio

Perfectly normal.

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(816): View more from Missouri

I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.

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(512): View more from Texas

$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.

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(415): View more from California

You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.

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(404): View more from Georgia

How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of

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(740): View more from Ohio

sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.

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