Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(203): View more from Connecticut

a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.

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(419): View more from Ohio

More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.

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(217): View more from Illinois

Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.

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(631): View more from New York

youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful

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(865): View more from Tennessee

if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to

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(708): View more from Illinois

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????

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(561): View more from Florida

I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.

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(210): View more from Texas

Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.

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