a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
These 19 Deaths Are Ironically Hilarious
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
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When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.