Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
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just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
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The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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