i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
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Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
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She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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