TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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