The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
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