That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
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everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
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And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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