I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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