I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
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YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
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I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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