But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
At least make sure they are 18
Why
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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