i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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