I feel like abortions should bother me more
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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