i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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