We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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