There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
