great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
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