The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
too bad you live with your parents still
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
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Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
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It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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