you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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