we have officially lost it.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
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ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
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If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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