hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
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Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
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Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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