he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
Randomize
