Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
The Olympian is in my bed
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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