At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
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i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
She needs sedatives and a leash
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
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