using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
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True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
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I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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