this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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