I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
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