I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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