You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
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I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
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Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I gave the guy a $20 tip on a $9 cab ride, he thought I was just bad at math but I was really just incredibly thankful to be alive and home.
I was like "don't worry, I'm a math major and you deserve the shit out of that 222% tip"
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
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