i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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