"it" just moved
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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