so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
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I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
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You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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