guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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