how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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