Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
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