just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
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