Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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